moroccan hijinks

so, ritesh and i decided on a method of amusement on our second to last night in morocco. this was fueled by a total lack of alcohol (neither one of us thought to buy anything atduty free, and drinking in morocco is expensive)...but we giggled, nonetheless.

the following is our take on how the following great literary works may benefit from tiny typos.

wuthering heights --> withering heights
'oh, heathcliff!'...'ooooh, heathcliff. what happened?'

moby dick: 'nuff said

a tale of two cities --> a tale of two titties

madame bovary --> madame ovary

crime and punishment --> crime and *punishment*

ok, maybe we *were* drunk. i thought our list was a lot funnier in casa.